Wednesday, November 8, 2017

On the Best Cure


Forget Allopathy, Naturopathy and Homeopathy.
The best cure is Empathy.

When in Doubt...


A Windows user:
When in doubt, Logout.
A Narcissist:
When in doubt, Pout.
A younger sibling:
When in doubt, Shout.
The entrepreneur in college:
When in doubt, Dropout
The antisocial:
When in doubt, Fallout.
The drama queen/king:
When in doubt, Freakout.
The stress eater:
When in doubt, Pig-Out.
The conflict-averse:
When in doubt, Timeout.
The Risk Taker:
When in doubt, Try It Out
The Buff:
When in doubt, Workout
The minimalist:
When in doubt, Do Without.  
 

On Connectivity


Modem pan WiFi nahi
(मोडेम पण वायफाय नाही) 
(A small tweak to the popular Marathi Aphorism
"मोडेन पण वाकणार नाही" 
(Moden pan Waaknaar nahi)
meaning "I'll break, but not bend")

On Hypocrisy


Hypocrisy = People Pleasing Frontend + Back Bitching Backend.

On Fear


I love this quote by Master Oogway in the movie Kung-Fu Panda:

"You often meet your Destiny on the road you take to avoid it".

I'd like to offer one tweak to this quote:

"You often meet your Fear on the road you take to avoid it".

On Maya (Illusion)


That everyone has their own version of reality is the real Maya.